Tuesday, August 25, 2009

No Licking.

Me: Tucker, nobody likes to be licked. Please keep your tongue in your mouth. Always.

Tuck: But I like to lick Poppa.

Me: Poppa doesn't like to be licked. Neither does anyone else. You may lick lollipops and popsicles.

Tuck: And your shorts.

Me: No. Lollipops. Popsicles. That's it.

Tuck: And your pants.

Good heavens.

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